Category: Musings

  • Genter

    The instructor wrote ‘Genter’ on the whiteboard as some sort of innovative shorthand for ‘Generator’ which left me wondering if he had just accidentally coined the manliest word ever. Gent-er. Like butcher, fighter; only manlier. Perhaps at par with lumberjack and cowboy.

  • A Walk in the Jamshed Quarters

    Saadat was not an easy catch.

    Ever since he had left, he appeared to be on the run. Away from the familiar faces. From the dreadful “whys”. From a hauntingly good career that was bad in personal ways. From himself. Toward himself.

    It took me half a dozen attempts to eventually get him to see me over a cup of tea one weekend last month. The plan was to catch up on the past year and a half in my favourite place in Karachi, the TDF Ghar rooftop cafe, while watching the metropolitan sunset skies spanning over the bustling MA Jinnah Rd. As I showed up ahead of time to make a reservation, I was barred from going upstairs by a barista saying Saturdays were family-only. I chuckled to him that he’d sure as hell let me in if I paired up with one of the girls roaming about. He nodded back in all seriousness leaving no doubt in our deal being a no-go tonight.

    Saadat showed up almost on time in khakis and a tartan plaid button-down, carrying his usual charismatic smile, looking cheerful and vivacious; certainly not a deer in the headlights. I have visited old friends before, only to find out I did not recognize them anymore but Saadat was a relief to see. People perhaps take longer to change beyond recognition. It’s perhaps even selfish to expect they wouldn’t change when we don’t have the faintest idea of what’s going on in their lives. I cleared up my head clouding with philosophical queries. I had to be in the moment. For the sake of this rare weekend away from work, the sunset smelling of sea and life, the streets of old Karachi before me as inviting as a ripe woman and an old friend who’s still recognizable!

    Now that our evening tea in the cafe was down the drain, I remembered I had a shoe to be mended so we took off in the labyrinthine streets under the lavendar skies of Jamshed Quarters in search of a road-side cobbler. Our mundane conversation happened in the music of silencer-less bikes sputtering away, birds getting noisy on a tree beside a street-shrine of sorts and the melodious azaan for Maghreb prayers. Under the curious stares of street dogs, loafing teens and disapproving worshippers, off we walked and wondered if cafes and their expensive food were any better than the poetry of the narrow streets and the twilight shadows floating through them.

    Besides being a friend, Saadat has been a really interesting character to me ever since he has taken “the decision”. The way he risked his comfort, security and status, basically all he had deservedly achieved in his early twenties, over a ‘turn of pitch-and-toss’ is reminiscent of the poem “If” by Rudyard Kipling. He wouldn’t have someone dictate their terms to him which is quite bossy, if you ask me, and manly if you ask Kipling. It’s something that sets him apart from the crowd. I value this rarity in a man.

    Anyway, as the twilight gave way to the pitch dark of the night, and the familiar shadows started lurking in distance, we decided to call it a night. As long as he’s here, I look forward to seeing him as often as I can, or not at all if he can’t; but I’m more interested in preserving the endless meetups and conversations we have already had. They hold enough drama and humor to last a lifetime; as long as I’m able to preserve.

  • Rat Race

    Rats are not dumb.

    They race into sewage tunnels

    to escape ominous predators

    lurking in the backstreets

    like cursed shadows of death;

    they nudge and bite and trip

    and screech and claw at each other

    in an ugly frenzy that ends

    in a mutilated body

    on a bad day.

    They race

    only to make sure

    it’s not theirs.

    What do you race for?

  • On the Roads of Hyderabad

    My one year old lost my car keys last week. It was a total fiasco as there is no key maker around and the gated community I live and work in has been exercising strict control on checking out since the COVID breakout. After having looked for the lost keys in every nook and cranny of the house, two days short of the total country-wide lockdown, I decided to get special administrative permission to leave the Cantt premises for a visit to a key maker in the nearest city of Hyderabad. There were no towing trucks around so I had to hotwire my car to drive it there. All it took was a jumper wire from the battery to the coil to switch on the electrical system and a push to get the engine running but as soon as I made the first turn, the steering column jammed. How come I overlooked such obvious eventuality as the steering lock while driving without an ignition key!

    As I saw my plan hit the wall and prepared to give up, my street-smart driver rose to the occasion by salvaging my wife’s hairclip from the dashboard, wedging an unrelated key between its legs and driving it into the ignition switch. Once the engine started, he conveniently took out his key leaving the hairclip behind. Now that the switch was at ‘On’ position, the steering was free to move. Khan’s knack for mechanics and his smart improvisation had left me thoroughly impressed. Off I drove to Hyderabad hoping the engine doesn’t stall on the 50 km journey.

    A colleague had advised to visit Haider Chowk for the key maker but the last stretch of Thandi Sarak was so badly choked that I decided to make a detour via Sadar Rd around the Civil Court and back to Haider Chowk. As I took Sadar Link Rd and crossed the Civil Court, I was suddenly intercepted by these young, zealous and persuasive auto mechanics who sensed, with the unique intuition that perhaps comes natural to a wage-earner, that I needed help with my car, and surrounded it, claiming to be the jacks of all trades. Had it not been for the midday heat, my rapidly deteriorating fast and a severe pre-lockdown, pre-Eid traffic jam, I might have driven on but when they showed me a tantalizing parking space which was unthinkable to find on Haider Chowk by any stretch of imagination, I let my guard down, defected on my original plan and tucked my car in.

    It was a street of automotive show parts. As I got off the car and took my aviators off, the bright Hyderabad sun pierced through my closed eyes. I quickly scrambled for the shade of a stalwart neem tree nearby under which young shabbily dressed mechanics with oily hair and dirty nails sat lazily on parked motorcycles, gossiping merrily. I have long since stopped revolting at the sight of such ungroomed humans. All it takes to get your manicured nails dirty is one swipe under the car hood: A typical car mechanic spends 8 hours a day in there. Passing a judgment on the ‘cleanliness’ of such a person is unfair and insensitive at best. What revolts me now are our artificial preferences synthesized by multimillion dollar advertisement campaigns of giant multinationals. Anyway, back to automotive show parts.

    Show parts, by definition, are non-essentials for a car and are meant to upgrade its look mostly, therefore, to sell them to middle-class potential customers requires extraordinary sales pitch; and there was admittedly no dearth of that on the street. If you have a bad AC or you just happen to drive with windows open, this sales pitch is hurled at you from the windows by heads which have already snuggled inside your slowing car. These persuasive, articulate heads escort you to the parking and by the time you come to a stop, they have already negotiated their prices and are waiting to begin. I had only intended to get my keys made but by the time I got off my car, I had greenlit five different guys to work on making me the new keys, fixing the automatic door lock system (which, in retrospect, didn’t need fixing), replacing my wiper blades, doing the paint job on front and rear bumpers and polishing the car body.

    I left the car on their disposal and being low on cash, took a stroll to the nearest HBL ATM located at Haider Chowk. Several people lined up before it in the unforgiving sun carrying their CNICs in polythene bags. While I knew the commerce was at its peak before the lockdown, this was not just an ordinary crowd you saw outside an ATM in Pakistan. First, it consisted of women only. Second, there existed such an epic solidarity among them that when a person came out of the ATM booth nodding and smiling, the entire queue congratulated her enthusiastically and when she came out shaking her head and grieving, she was consoled with the same sincerity. I was intrigued and asked the security guard what was happening. He said that all those women were the candidates of Benazir Income Support Program (BISP) under which Rs. 12000 were being distributed to deserving households all across Pakistan. I had read about the program earlier in Dr Ishrat Hussain’s book, Governing the Ungovernable, as one of the few exemplary state-run initiatives but was seeing it in action for the first time.

    As I began to interview the women nearby, I realized that the ‘nod’ meant the money was disbursed while the ‘shake’ meant the withdrawal request was declined. The women mostly belonged to illiterate, poverty stricken rural families, spoke only Sindhi, and were largely unaware of the process except for the hearsay. While I was talking to those women, I noticed an old, decrepit woman stumbling down the stairs of the ATM booth. I rushed to her and inquired if she had got her money. She despondently muttered a response in a language very alien to me. I requested a young girl standing beside to help with the translation; she eagerly obliged. It turned out the woman had had herself registered via one of the program centers and was told to collect payments on the eleventh day. When she turned up on the due date, there was nothing for her to collect! I took her by the arm back to the same ATM for another attempt. After the biometric verification, the ATM simply displayed, “Thank you for using HBL”. The young Sindhi translator girl, who had also followed us keenly inside, articulated the question, “Does it not recognize our fingerprints or have we not been allocated the money yet?”

    To be honest, I was blown away by her smartness. It was apparently a simple question asked rather innocently but it had indicated a gaping lapse (or an area of improvement) in one of the most appreciated national programs. The ATMs (or distribution centers) should address this question, instead of an insensitive and inappropriate “Thank you”, in the culminating message. Considering that a large number of women were in their 60s, it was totally possible that their fingerprints had dimmed out so there had to be an alternate hassle-free way for them to verify their identities and claim the money.

    Upon my return, I couldn’t stop thinking how much scope there is to guide the masses about such government programs. Our people are not equipped to handle technology – they don’t even have access to mobile phones. Such government initiatives which aim at alleviating poverty, promoting health or education in the lowest financial stratum of the society need volunteers to assist and guide people in apparently simple tasks which tend to get very confusing for them e.g. registration in the national database, confirmation of eligibility (BISP communicates eligibility via a text message when ironically a good number doesn’t have phones) etc. I don’t think it should be difficult to get schools, colleges and universities on board, devise volunteer programs and hand out certificates to the participants for their social service. That’s how it’s done all over the world. Universities should in fact develop sophisticated acceptance criteria, leaving space for volunteer work to reward the participants and, hence, reinforce such programs. That’s the only sustainable way to integrate the most important and flexible resource of our youth in our national initiatives.

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  • Beyond

    A younger cousin asked me this week.

    After school, graduation, a job, marriage, a child… Have you scratched the bottom of the well? I’m curious because I haven’t thought about much after marriage and a child. You’re already past that so what are you looking forward to now?
    Hope that all makes sense.

    Of course it does make sense. It’s hardly been a decade since I have crossed the threshold of teenage and this was pretty much all I could think of too. Back in the days, I visited Sufi meditation cults, joined discussion circles of idealogues planning on reviving the caliphate and attended resident workshops of a LUMS’ professor working for Muslim Renaissance in order to find my own, unique calling. I now miss those days for my cynic, firm and passionate religiosity but more so, for the freedom I had to pick a path and then change it. The freedom we all lose a little with every passing second by virtue of the very nature of time itself. The future looked daunting to me but also equally enthralling. I could be anyone and be anywhere. The advertisment of Turkish Airlines on the Readers Digest back cover always had me daydreaming of the future:

    Too many places to be
    Too many faces to see

    In spite of those days tinged with the delicious flavor of infinite freedom, I secretly yearned to settle down. I saw my university professors hard at work through their lab windows at nights and ached for a job to consume me and pay me well for it. Yes, it has been an eventful decade in that I managed to check off quite a number of items on the success-checklist (if there exists such a thing at all). Having scored a decent job and started a family of my own, it may seem like I have ‘scratched the bottom of the well’. Yours is an interesting question asking me what’s next. To be honest, I haven’t given much thought to it myself.

    I think as you move on in life, even if you get lucky and everything turns out to be amazing for you as it did for me, unfortunately you don’t get to stay there as you’re still moving on after all. The happiest moments soon become a thing of the past as the euphoria of an achievement gives way to a new normal, raising the bar. You realize happiness is a mirage and find yourself wondering if there’s a deeper purpose to life than chasing it. Plus, as time goes by, happiness too is harder to come by.

    As you climb up the career ladder, your job starts to encroach more on your family time and you basically find yourself juggling between that and family and any of your personal interests (for me, these are fitness and literature). Weekends become your only refuge from this tedium and exhaustion when you can actually give time to the latter two. Yes, sometimes, during a morning run while running on a splendid dirt trail into the rising sun, as the sky erupts into red flames raging in blue ocean, life does seem beautiful and intriguing. Even lovable, perhaps. You start to live from one such moment to the next.

    I once looked forward to ‘settling down’ but the routine is gradually wearing me down. The cost of my static, well paying job is starting to outweigh its charm. I find myself dreaming once again of traveling the world; of a stylishly dressed Turkish air hostess wearing a red beret and head scarf on an old Reader’s Digest back cover with a poetic tagline reminding me what I had forgotten for long – there were too many places to be and too many faces to see.

    I also think I have discovered a lot of things I’m good at but I’m yet to discover the one where I’d produce excellence. The very excellence that my university professors produced working like a bee in their labs. Their faces gleamed with a strange expression I could never put a finger on as they locked their labs each night and ventured glowing into the darkness. I think it’s the eternal search for the unknown which keeps us relevant; gleaming. The voyage is important and the destination, perhaps, just secondary. I’ve been waiting too long at the destination for miracles to happen. Now I need to plunge. From all kinds of comfort. Into chaos. To find my very own voyage and more so, the courage to embark on it. And for that, I believe, I’m ready.

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