Rant of a Karachi’ite

So the question is, why do i miss Karachi? Is it the lights or the buzz or the language that’s so native?

Last time when i went home five months ago, i remember getting off the bus at Ayesha Manzil and loving the feel of losing myself in a huge sea of people, looking and chattering the same way i do. Even though Urdu is the national language of Pakistan, widely spoken and understood, the dialect varies from place to place. Punjabis often have no clue of commonplace idioms. Living in Punjab also means quitting on your favorite slangs (like abay, tafreeh, bharam etc) which make more or less your every sentence. Same goes with the dress. The plain collar-less kurtas i like to wear get me a good number of reluctant stares. No matter how hot it is or how red your neck is of all the rashes you’ve successfully gathered through the summer, your kurta has to have a collar or it’s no kurta. While in Karachi, people have long since broken free of the shackles of Tradition. They go for ease, and then ease becomes the tradition there. That’s what i love about Karachi.

In addition to that, Karachi’ites are warm and spontaneous yet quite nonchalant at the same time and that’s no less a blessing. Especially when you are tired of stumbling on the sidewalk bruising your knee and looking up to find an entire traffic jammed, staring at you, curious and entertained at the same time. That’s offensive and real embarrassing! That explains why Star Plus serials have such an overwhelming following in Punjab. People just can’t get over their curiosity!

Islamabad though, is not precisely Punjab geographically. Nonetheless, it carries itself the same way. 80 percent of its Punjabi population makes it so typically desi.

Well, i wished to write how much i am missing Karachi right now but this post turned out to be one of the usual ‘Punjab vs Karachi’ hassles. Haha 😀 No offence Punjab. You are lovely. Karachi is just lovelier 😀


Comments

26 responses to “Rant of a Karachi’ite”

  1. Naufil Avatar
    Naufil

    Karachi karachi haii yaaar 😉

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      emotional mt ho beta :p

  2. Ain Riz Avatar

    Very well said, I live in NY and nothing can beat the hustle and bustle of Karachi. Karachi with all its violence and pain is still my city. I miss it so much

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      Thank you Ma’am. Karachi runs in our capillaries like godamn blood!

  3. arabianbutterfly Avatar

    Wish Karachi was still safe! Miss it

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      Believe me, it still has EVERYTHING you miss it for. Thank you for stopping by.

      1. arabianbutterfly Avatar

        Ofcourse but when I was living there it was okay for us to walk to the nearby store and to play cricket outside or ride my bicycle on the streets and I’m a girl.

  4. randomlyabstract Avatar

    ‘Karachi is just lovelier!’ 🙂

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      Thank you for stopping by 🙂

      1. randomlyabstract Avatar

        It was my pleasure to visit yours, will be following for more! 🙂

        1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

          Thank you so much! 🙂

  5. Ankahi Baatein Avatar

    Although I started living in Karachi after I crossed my nineteenth birthday, I can not even imagine living in any other city! Karachi with its life full of opposing emotions seems to vibrate with a strange optimism! Love Karachi inspite of the tensions of living in it …..because it gives me happy moments too!

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      “Karachi with its life full of opposing emotions seems to vibrate with a strange optimism!”
      you know, you just captured the whole charm of Karachi.

  6. accidentallyinked Avatar

    Karachi is just lovelier.

    What an ending. 😀
    Btw I do not intend to spam you at all.Its just that most of the time when I discover a blog I start reading a few posts. (:

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      Yeah, few.
      JK. This blog has few visitors and I treasure every single one of them. Though i feel a little anxious when someone is digging into old things as if they might find something they’re not supposed to, it’s always a pleasure to read their honest opinions.

      1. accidentallyinked Avatar

        Happy to be here.

        You are welcome at my blog.

  7. amanita Avatar

    I haven’t been neither in Karachi nor Punjab but your discussion about it sounds very much like German discussions about Cologne vs. Dusseldorf, or Badeners vs. Swabians, or North vs. South in general😄😄😄

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      Thank you for taking out time to go through my blog 🙂

      1. amanita Avatar

        You are a lively writer and you tell about your everyday life. It always makes me curious when people from all over the world write about things they are doing all day long🙂Here in WordPress there are few personal diaries, most people have a special subject, try poems or tell about travels, special events and political opinions. Mine is a personal diary, but it’s not regularly written bcoz i have few time and my life is pretty a chaos😁You have basic knowledge of German, you said. Have you studied in Germany?

        1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

          Good to know that. I did a course in basic German (completed its “A” level in 2014 but it’s been too long and I hardly remember anything anymore because of lack of practice) because it was a prerequisite for pursuing masters in Psychology in Germany. I couldn’t eventually go there because I found work here in Pakistan. Sometimes I wonder how different would my life have been, had i gone to Germany 🙂

          1. amanita Avatar

            I guess you can be happy bcoz you found a good job in your home country. Getting a well-paid job as a non-EU citizen is extremely hard in Germany, and i wouldn’t recommend a not-so-well paid job bcoz living in Germany means extreme expenses (even a German mostly hasn’t much left in his pocket after having paid his monthly fixed costs😄)

          2. muhammad sarosh Avatar

            I’m an engineer by profession and Germany is the manufacturing giant of Europe so I don’t think I’ll have trouble landing a good job there. Still I’ll prefer Canada for near future. It’s more open to immigrants than EU

  8. amanita Avatar

    That’s very right. We have a little problem with being slightly overcrowded in the EU🙂😏

  9. navasolanature Avatar

    My memories of Karachi are fond too but we stayed there so got to know its quite cosmopolitan ways. We also stayed in the punjab district of Chakwal with friends from the UK. I am hopeless at punjabi but love Urdu.

    1. muhammad sarosh Avatar

      Karachi has unfortunately changed a lot since 80s. Its ways are no longer as ‘cosmopolitan’ as they once were. I think you’d find this ongoing exhibition at my favorite place in Karachi i.e. TDF Ghar (an informal learning space created in a 100 year old ancestral home of a Memon family) interesting!
      https://www.dawn.com/news/1673367/an-exhibition-that-takes-visitors-to-karachis-bygone-era

      1. navasolanature Avatar

        Wonderful. But agree I am sure Karachi is much busier too. We were there when Zia carried out the ‘Islamisation’ referendum. Very long worded question unlike our recent Brexit one. Not sure now about referendums but we do need more democracy here in the UK too.

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